Son of guts but no glory

Be afraid, very afraid. Someone from the US found my blog by Googling "mice+guts". I have two questions: why does anyone search "mice+guts" and why am I number one on the Mice Guts Google Greatest Hits? You Americans are weirdos! But I guess that's not unlike the odd-bod person who searched "boobs+party" and found me. Boobs party? What the hell is a boobs party? Does everyone come wearing fake breasts a la that episode of Blackadder where the puritanical Whiteadders visit in the middle of a beer paty?

Really, it's all making the person who searched "boy stuck in a dress" look pretty normal, really. Especially since I discovered it was part of a short story by someone called David Ebershoff, who is apparently a Proper Writer (ie, he has books published - the hack can only dream of such joys.)