Thursday, October 19, 2006

Son of guts but no glory

Be afraid, very afraid. Someone from the US found my blog by Googling "mice+guts". I have two questions: why does anyone search "mice+guts" and why am I number one on the Mice Guts Google Greatest Hits? You Americans are weirdos! But I guess that's not unlike the odd-bod person who searched "boobs+party" and found me. Boobs party? What the hell is a boobs party? Does everyone come wearing fake breasts a la that episode of Blackadder where the puritanical Whiteadders visit in the middle of a beer paty?

Really, it's all making the person who searched "boy stuck in a dress" look pretty normal, really. Especially since I discovered it was part of a short story by someone called David Ebershoff, who is apparently a Proper Writer (ie, he has books published - the hack can only dream of such joys.)



At 3:40 pm, October 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, this has nothing to do with this post in particular but it had to be said...SIR HARRISON LARRY? Who names their kid SIR HARRISON LARRY? The poor child. Am hoping there was a spelling error in the birth notices, making his name a mildly-better SID.


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